Text 1 Jun 3 notes The Brilliance of Idiots

A conversation at the nail salon:

Q: Do you have to wear MedicAlert bracelet all the time?
Me — External A: Yes.
Me — Internal A: No ALERTS to a MEDICAL situation if I didn’t, genius.

Q: I see your MedicAlert bracelet says you have epilepsy. Do you have it?
Me — External A: Yes.
Me — Internal A: No, it was assigned to me by MedicAlert.

Quote 1 Jun 1 note
If there’s any message to my work, it is ultimately that it’s OK to be different, that it’s good to be different, that we should question ourselves before we pass judgment on someone who looks different, behaves different, talks different, is a different color.
—  Johnny Depp
Video 1 Jun 2,199 notes

sesamestreet:

So Jon Stewart was at our gala. And someone put this together. And we liked it.

(Source: fuckyeahlatenighthosts)

via Sesame Street.
Photo 1 Jun 1 note D’ohnut! The doughnut I chose for National Doughnut Day… and to honor my idol, Homer Simpson.

D’ohnut! The doughnut I chose for National Doughnut Day… and to honor my idol, Homer Simpson.

Photo 1 Jun 1 note This is the reason my friends and I spend so much time “browsing” at H&M stores (and he’s not even my type!).

This is the reason my friends and I spend so much time “browsing” at H&M stores (and he’s not even my type!).

Text 1 Jun 2 notes Zoinks!

Just saw the best bumper sticker I think I’ve ever seen:

“What Would Scooby Do?”

Photo 31 May Pothead Yes, I am playing Pottermore. Yes, I am two years away from 50. No, I don’t have any children. And your point is? I got into Slytherin… the cool House with all the evil kids. Way more fun than the do-gooders at Gryffindor. (You think I’m bad with Harry Potter… you should see me with Star Wars.)

Pothead

Yes, I am playing Pottermore. Yes, I am two years away from 50. No, I don’t have any children. And your point is? I got into Slytherin… the cool House with all the evil kids. Way more fun than the do-gooders at Gryffindor. (You think I’m bad with Harry Potter… you should see me with Star Wars.)

Photo 31 May 1 note Dear James Cameron, THIS is How the Titanic is Done Employee #17’s seven-year old daughter drew this version of the Titanic. It’s creative, thoughtful, and a pleasure to look at… unlike that awful movie.

Dear James Cameron, THIS is How the Titanic is Done

Employee #17’s seven-year old daughter drew this version of the Titanic. It’s creative, thoughtful, and a pleasure to look at… unlike that awful movie.

Text 31 May 2 notes A Fine Lane

Here’s a friendly tip to those of you driving 40 MPH in the left lane of a parkway/highway: MOVE THE F**K OVER OR THOSE OF US BEHIND YOU WILL TAKE DOWN YOUR LICENSE PLATE NUMBER AND DO EVIL THINGS WITH IT. (And I’m looking primarily at those of you from the State-That-Shall-Not-Be-Named.)

Photo 30 May 3,999 notes ilovecharts: Stereotyping In Europe No, I’m not reblogging this because 95% of my family is German (one of my aunts is Greek… I’m NOT going to send this to her). I’m reblogging it because I found it interesting that stereotypes never seem to really go away… unfortunately. - Kipper

ilovecharts:

Stereotyping In Europe

No, I’m not reblogging this because 95% of my family is German (one of my aunts is Greek… I’m NOT going to send this to her). I’m reblogging it because I found it interesting that stereotypes never seem to really go away… unfortunately. - Kipper

via I Love Charts.

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